Pauline's Advisory: Explicit Content

Turning NSFW
Into Revenue.

Who the f*ck
is Pauline.

Pauline Schmiechen spent years building adult businesses, which means she knows a little too much about payments, platforms, regulation, and explaining her job without ruining the vibe at dinner.

Now she advises companies and investors across vice and other beautifully complicated industries. Turns out the products are different, but the problems are weirdly similar.

They see a
stigma.
Pauline sees a strategy.

cannabis
your bank hates you.
adult
recession‑proof since forever.
gambling
the house always wins. I advise the house.
crypto
yes, still. no, I won't explain.
psychedelics
next decade's aspirin.
OF Tools
creators are the new saas.

I also take on "normal" businesses. don't feel special — I just charge you more for the privilege of being boring.

What Pauline does.
Professionally inappropriate.

01
Brand strategy for industries where the first reaction is usually: “wait… you do what?”
02
Creator partnerships for brands that are tired of sending cringe DMs and getting ghosted. 👻
03
Go-to-market plans for markets that are too early, too weird, or too misunderstood.
04
Investor stories that make complicated businesses suddenly make sense.
05
Positioning so sharp it needs a content warning.

PEOPLE CALL IT TABOO.
We CALL IT TUESDAY.

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Professionally.
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